Tuesday, April 27, 2010

419 scam mail

Yes. The Vanguard answered one of the many 419 scam mails we receive. And we have an answer.

You can read it all down here. Above a photo of our new girl-friend 'Olga from Russia'. Have fun. Please leave a comment if you have any ideas or suggestions what we would answer.

International desk.

Hello my dear new friend Tim!

I hope that I can call you in such a way Tim because you answered my letter in which I noticed that you want to get acquainted with me much closer. I think, that could dress an evening dress if we have gone in dinner and dance. Believe me you will
be not disappointed with me. So let me introduce myself.

As you have already mentioned I am 29 years old. My birthday is on the 18 of July. And when is you birthday Tim? I am "Cancer" on Zodiac. My weight 51 kg, and my growth 172 cm. I believe in God Jesus. I have never been married and I do not have any kids, I am a single girl. I'm sensitive, kind-hearted, thoughtful and easily amused.

In opinion of my close friends, I'm kind, jolly, clever and intelligent, purposeful, sociable. I live in the city Kazan which is the capital of the Tatar Republic in Russia. My town is very beautiful. There are a lot of squares, parks and beautiful places. I like my wonderful City very much.

Most of all I want to say to you that my favorite season is the Summer! The sun shines brightly and I like walking in the park
listening to the birds singing and enjoining fresh air. And what is your favorite season Tim? I was born here but you do not know that I have never seen my parents. I spent my whole childhood in the orphanage. I was told that my parents refused from me but I do not know the reason. That is why I had to live without parents.

I have never had the careless of my mom but I always felt the big family where I was loved and love everybody. I have many brothers and sisters they are not my native but they are much closer and more native for me. I love all the children who lived with me in orphanage. We still associate with each other. I think that you would like to know where I live now.

Well, now I have a flat and work as a teacher of English in elementary school. I teach for children whom from 7 to 10 years old.
While studying at school my favorite subject was English. There I dreamt to finish the school and enter the institute. So my dream came true. Now I have everything that I need to live in the simple way. I am not reach but I think that money is not everything in our life.

They only spoil person and do not give him happiness. But I think that happiness is in love. I dream about my own family with the beloved man. I am fond of children and I would like to have them in the future. And do you like children Tim? I am not a person of career.

I am fond of cooking. Everybody says that I cook very delicious. I thinkthat you are interested in why I decided to find my second half through the Internet. Well for about year ago my best friend Natasha got acquainted through the Internet with Larry and now they are very happy together.

Now she is in South Africa with the beloved man. She is pregnant and their family is very happy. Natasha found Larry
through the Internet. We worked and studied together. She is a teacher of English too. And now she works at school there. She teaches Russian language at the school.

So I decided to do the same. I hope that everything will be very good and I will be happy. I can speak and write English language. I have decided to write to you, Tim!

Wowww, I have written you so much! I did not think that I can write about myself so much, really. I'm finishing my e-mail to you, Tim, I'll be grateful so much, if you'll write me about yourself so much, as I did it. I would like to know about your family. Is your family large?

Tell me also a little about your city where do you live? I have never been in other countries and I'll be very glad to know about your country.

Ok, let me finish my e-mail, I hope to see your answer soon! I'm attaching my photo. I hope you will find my photo good. Ok, good bye, Tim, I hope to see your answer soon.


Take care,
Sincerely,
Your new Russian friend,

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